Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong
by Female sans June 01, 2018
Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.
by FeldyG123 October 05, 2023
A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
Exactly what you're not supposed to do if you're concerned about your reputation, a form of incompetent damage control
by Sexydimma April 11, 2021
while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.
by Theoriginalbugsy December 29, 2020
noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
by Kugeln March 18, 2019
by Ball-ding March 09, 2021