Bike blocking

When you're riding a bike and a moving obstruction keeps you from passing, turning or doing anything really except putting on the brakes.

Hey dude...Quite bike blocking me! get to the side.

by smalltowncitygirl July 03, 2014

christ-blocked

Being denied sex because the other person is waiting for marriage or is already married to Jesus or "God"

Guy 1: Hey man did you and and your girl have relations yet?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is religious.
Guy 1: Hah! You have been christ-blocked

by ThatOneGUy January 16, 2015

Whiter's Block

A condition associated with many white people, whereby they are unable to understand how other races are being oppressed and don't understand the need for their individual political movements.

"Hey, did you see Dave saying it should be All Lives Matter instead of Black Lives Matter?"

"Yeah, Dave has a bad case of Whiter's Block"

by steelyj49 June 01, 2020

block that punt

said during anal sex by the giving partner when the receiving partner needs to fart

Bill: Pull your dick out of my ass! I have to fart!
Jay: No way! Block that punt!

by noladoc April 27, 2014

banana block

To block a penis from going into a hole

Matt I'm going to banana block you because its so small.

by Bigbanana696969 August 02, 2017

Cross-block

Describes a cock block happening on a non-Christian who makes advances on a staunch Christian.

Jim has been trying to ask Clara out, but he got cross-blocked as she only dates friends from her church!

by axalara June 21, 2016

CoD Block

The act of having your kill stolen by someone else. Much like a cock block but for Call of Duty players who want a nifty name.

P!: "HOLY REINDEER PENIS! My kill was stolen by that noob a FREAKING gain!!"

P2: "CoD Block's a bitch my friend."

by JuStJoSh1n January 02, 2012