Grandmas with hip replacements that rides segways with seats.
The hip replacement is usually very cold and you should not at any point put your penis in it.
The hip replacement is usually very cold and you should not at any point put your penis in it.
by Xstasyen September 28, 2010
Get the hipstergranny mug.A person who criticizes/dislikes hipsters when in fact said person is a hipster themselves. This word can be used to describe anyone that makes fun of hipsters while taking pictures in a field with a fish eye lens. A hipstercrite also pretends to like good music.
"Hipsters are so annoying, am I right?!" *said while wearing high-waisted shorts and heart-shaped sunglasses*
This person = Hipstercrite.
This person = Hipstercrite.
by sarahp774 May 11, 2013
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A group of 20-something guys, all wearing skinny jeans and one of Elaine Benes' cardigans, sitting in a drum circle arguing over who has the dirtiest mustache.
Ugh, can I please just get a coffee without being stopped by at least 3 hipsters outside of Starbucks asking me to sign a petition for a "really important" cause that I've "probably never heard of" because it's "not mainstream"? Here's an idea: let's petition Starbucks to start installing drive through windows at more of their locations.
by genYamInotallowedtochangemygen November 2, 2013
Get the hipsters mug.An elderly person who is trying and failing to stay relevant, i.e. so old that they may have had to have joint replacement surgery.
That dude over there drinking the PBR, he just asked if I was holding any 'grass'. Also I think he used to ride ironic bicycles with my grandma and Jack Kerouac. He must be some kind of artificial hip-ster.
by Paddyboy June 21, 2012
Get the Artificial Hip-ster mug.A hipster is someone who does things that aren't mainstream. However, there are some people who do things that aren't necessarily mainstream, but they are not hipsters because the thing that they are doing isn't different enough from the mainstream. These people are hipsteps. Which is a step down from being a hipster, but it still gives the person some credit for not doing something completely mainstream.
Man 1: "Man, it just doesn't feel like very many of my friends listen to rock and metal anymore. They all listen to that dubstep and techno music. I feel like such a hipster for still listening to it."
Man 2: "Well, rock isn't as popular as it used to be, but there are still a lot of people who listen to it. So you can't be a hipster. You're more of a hipstep."
Man 2: "Well, rock isn't as popular as it used to be, but there are still a lot of people who listen to it. So you can't be a hipster. You're more of a hipstep."
by visor97 December 30, 2011
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by Hipsterhopster December 27, 2010
Get the Hopster mug.G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.
by TacoFloober August 30, 2011
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