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Fleming Island High School 

A school in Hogsmeade, Scotland, primarily for training young witches and wizards. The principal is a large elf named Professor Dumbleward whose catchphrase is "I'll see you in the courtyard."

Notable students attending this school are: Sergio and Vincent Weasley, Quidditch champions.
"Yer a wizard, Steve Shannon."-Fleming Island High School janitor Hargrint
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Tornillo High School

Tornillo High School, commonly known as “Escuela llena de mekos”, is a small school near the U.S.-Mexico Border. Has a generally horrible football team and a high rate of pregnancies by age 12.
“Pinche Tornillo High School cai mal”
“La neta que si cuh

Warwick Senior High School 

Hell is a place on earth, this is it.
"QUIT STABBING THE FISH IN THE FISH TANK." - Stirbs Science at Warwick Senior High School

Walnut Hills High School

A public high-school in Cincinnati, OH. Consistently ranks in the top 100 schools in America. Unlike other Cincinnati public schools, you must score at least a 70% on an entrance exam to be allowed to attend. Failing 3 classes will get you kicked out. Is considered, in Cincinnati, to be one of the top schools. It is full of liberal, hip, and diverse students. Your typical WHHS student is very smart but unmotivated; probably has ADD but doesn't take medication; yet still manages to attend a great university because of their superior intelligence, extracurricular hobbies and passions.

Many students are rich enough to afford a private school, but they prefer to stay at Walnut because it offers superior academics to any school in the tri-state, and it is filled with such a great student body. Graduating from Walnut Hills guarantees a great university, superior social connections, and a better taste of the world that private schools cannot offer.
Guy 1: "I am so glad I go to this snobby Cincinnati private school, where I can pray freely and am not subjected to the dangers of public schools."

Guy 2: "Actually, Walnut Hills High School offers a much better secondary education experience than any Cincinnati private school. You'll meet tons of great people; experience cultural, religious, and political diversity, and develop motivation for the rest of your academia and real life pursuits.

Guy 1: "Uhhh I don't know what you just said I'm going to go play lacrosse in my pink shorts."

Woodstock High School 

holmen high school 

druggies, thots, and hoes oh my. if ur looking for desperate nudes you know where to go. don’t hesitate to beat eachother up cuz we got lots of that. average teachers? those too! try hard group? no problem! real friends are rare but they are there. fake friends come like a wild fire and half the teachers are abt to retire.
were do you do to school?

holmen high school.

oh ew.
holmen high school by hhsems March 13, 2019

Hiram high school 

The shittiest school in paulding county
Man hiram high school sucks toad cock we gotta move ASAP
Hiram high school by YamirSlapnuts October 15, 2019