hair sandwich

A bushy vaginal area with two pieces of bread sanwiched around it.

Lucas: Giving Meagan kisses all day long is as enjoyable as a hair sandwich.

by Robby the Stockfish October 1, 2006

Cunt Hair

A person who is completely useless.

Person 1: "There she is, sleeping on the job again..."
Person 2: "Dude, what a fucking cunt hair."

by NChick1987 February 2, 2006

hair band

Heavy metal bands in the late 1980s in which all the members have hair that's long and frizzy

Quiet Riot and Thin Lizzy are hair metal bands.

by Fry July 14, 2004

leg hair

Fucking nasty ass hair that grows on your legs and for some reason men think it’s like OK for them to have like whole ass guinea pigs on their legs, the fuck

Yo Jimmy’s got some nasty ass leg hair.

Yo Jimmy get those fucking guinea pigs off your leg

by Little maggot man September 26, 2020

ginger hair

The worst thing it is possible to have. It is believed to have originated when some Egyptian god or other decided that bad people deserved to have a ridiculous colour hairdo. When shaved can often be mistaken for a Scotch egg.

David thinks he's cool because he has loads of ginger hair. He isn't.

by Enzo November 30, 2004

kewl hair

hair that looks awsum....spikes...dreadloks..mad styling...bright colors...crazyness..heaps of gel...:P

ben:omg! my kewl hair is lyk benji's out of gc!!!!except not as long..omg!i have to grow my kewl hair!!!

by hippyyyy September 17, 2005

hair shirt

When a hairy guy shaves his upper arms right below the cuff of a short-sleaved shirt. When the shirt is removed, his hair resembles a hair shirt.

'You're swimming with your shirt on?'

'That's my hair shirt asshole!'

by Van Def May 17, 2005