pump fake

When a guy comes close to getting a girl in bed but she backs out at the last second.

I got pump faked twice last night

by Bryon Daniels September 19, 2005

fakefam

a group of online adults, predominantly men, who are so alone and insecure in the real world, that they build a "community" via social networks with the sole purpose being to stroke each others egos with meaningless and unheralded compliments. "members" usually have a low self esteem and lack any dignity, rarely use real profile pictures and can usually be found begging for attention via RT or mentions on social media

Post - @blahblahblah RT this 500 times and follow all these other people and ill mention you!!!
Reply @nolife223 AWESOME JOB MAN, WAY TO TYPE THAT SENTENCE #fakefam

by thetruthhurtsalot November 14, 2014

Fake Asshole

One who says asshole things but genuinely a good person.

You are a fake asshole

by Apparently a fake asshole... July 13, 2014

Fake Tumblr Girl

a fake Tumblr girl or should I say female because most of them will get angry that you assumed their gender. They are those girls who always wear flannel, chockers, skinny jeans and usually have pixie cuts and/or dyed hair. They never stop talking about bands especially Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco and sometimes but not really anymore My Chemical Romance. They also never stop talking about how they are bisexual/lesbian/pansexual or genderfluid/a boy even if everyone else knows its a huge phase and it's actually ruining the lgbt community. They usually say "I'm so emo" whether its a joke or they actually believe themselves when really they're not and they're just a wannabe. They usually act deep without actually genuinley being deep, they also are like hipsters with posting auesthetic type pictures. They will most of the times claim they have a disorder like OCD, depression, anxiety disorder etc. when really they don't and it insults people with actual disorders. They are also overly obsessive with Steven Universe and Undertale. They think they're so cute when really they're super fake and it makes girls that look like them look bad when they're not fake at all.

Man this school has so many fake tumblr girls

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Fake Cowboy

Someone that acts country but listens to rap music.

You know that dude John that acts country but listens to rap? Yeah, he’s a fake cowboy

by Ilikebigbootybishes May 2, 2019

shake and fake

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.

"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"

by sexislife July 24, 2009

Fake-stupid

Somebody that tries to elevate their intelligence by acting smart. Or 'au contraire, mon frère' to the contrary my brother a beach-blond like Paris Hilton that acts stupid but is actually intellectual, but by yet, being conniving so as to set out too deceive. feign and congeal their intellect

In Science class Jessica Simpson was like umm, fake-stupid on steroids. During lunch she went Physics on a mime Or, Paris Hilton played the media like Parker Brothers, as if... 'fake-stupid'. she played dumb and dee dee dee, for the 'perfect populist pitch' (free publicity and the such)

by - - Jose, Mr. Peppers October 18, 2008