mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.

i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.

by Adam August 6, 2008

dick smoker

A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.

Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.

by Rony February 6, 2003

Moby Dick

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

by Melville119 May 31, 2011

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

dick oyster

when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster

boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog

by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012

Free Dick

The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.

Free Dick! For the next half hour! I'm by the Popsicles!! FREE DICK!!!

by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014

Hot as dick

term used in the penta-hood to describe how hot it truly is. Often correlates with temperatures above 85 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude, its hot as dick today.

by fivedollalove May 13, 2010