hard drive joke

Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.

"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"

by alias33 October 15, 2025

Aryan driving

The process of driving fast while also using your phone to traverse a playlist filled with music that you blare through your stereo into the passengers ears.

Sam was Aryan driving again

by Oricke October 27, 2025

Drunk driving

When you decide to let God take the wheel.

"Did you hear about the accident downtown last night? That’s what happens when you’re drunk driving."

by BananaChicken22 December 23, 2025

Canadian Drive-by

Like a regular drive-by, except that the intended targets are politely waved at instead of shot at.

Jane pulled a Canadian Drive-by on me yesterday when I was walking home.

by rFoxx February 13, 2024

Drive Safe!

Canadian slang originating from Truro, Nova Scotia. Meaning "goodbye", "cya later" and/or "safe travels"

Person1: This was a good call, have a good day everyone
Person2: Take care everyone!
Person3: Drive safe!

by yoloswaggmoney March 21, 2024

no drive

what you call a person who is terrible at driving. tends to hit curbs, gets into car accidents often, and ultimately shouldn’t have a license.

that person almost swerved into me! you’re a fucking no drive!

by shaquilleoatmeal707 March 21, 2024

Test Drive

When your buying a certain substance ie Weed, coke etc you buy a low amount so you don’t get robbed, if you don’t like the product you don’t lose a lot of money, or if it’s boof you can walk away without much loss.. if your sketched out with a new plug you can see if he’s real on his shit or not.. ie a test drive..

You: Ayo bro lemme get an 8th I’m tryna do a test drive and see if that pack really hits
Plug:only an 8th? I gotchu but lmk how you liked that test drive I always got more ready

by ZachwasMistaken March 27, 2024