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Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen
Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.
by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022
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Safe Drunk Driving

When you do something incredibly dangerous in a way that is slightly less dangerous than an alternative
You could wear a seatbelt and a helmet while drunk driving to do safe drunk driving, but it is still very dangerous.
by Eushshtb July 30, 2023
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drive thru transexual

A drive thru transexual is a man who is, more often than not, mistaken for a woman when talking to the drive thru speaker.
I talked to Sammuel on the phone, he really sounds like a drive thru transexual.
by ]AnTi_MTtr[ June 23, 2019
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Fairway Drive

An awesome Pornogrind band hailing from Whangafuckenpeoceofshit NZ. The album 'Fairway Dr' (2008) has been a great success for them. It was produced by Killswitch engage guitarist Adam Dutkiewicz. It has insane guitar harmonies and gut-busting breakdowns. 'Make Me Rich'(MC Gilbert cover) is an awesome song that any pornohead will mosh to.
Taking their name from the name of the street thay had their band practise on.
Guy1: Fuck that new Pornogrind band made 8 grand of itunes

Guy2: yea Fairway Drive, there a grand band.
by Duddly October 20, 2008
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Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.
by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023
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wacker drive

Hell for a Chicagoan. Famous road, but no one ever takes it. Cuts through very useful places. However, GPS isn't functional on wacker,there are very few exits,and its difficult to get off. Rumor has it many uber drivers have taken one of the multiple wackers and disappeared. (there is a West wacker, easy wacker, upper, and so on...probably more but no one dares to find out) It is a test to an individual Chicagoans dedication to the city to escape from wacker drive.
My uber driver just took the wacker drive entry. Is he Crazy? What's going on?
by Chrisischristinenow January 17, 2017
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Driving

An adjective used to describe something good or cool. Usually used to express approval of something.
"Wow, that guy looks cool as hell."
"Yeah, he seems pretty driving."
by Devilish_Dude June 11, 2022
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