Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
mugGet the Creaky Barn Doormug.

Door

"Adjective" To call someone a door is to refer to them as dumb, stupid, or just a plain out idiot.
"How do you not know what 2+2 is? You're such a door."
by Wolfdude823 January 23, 2017
mugGet the Doormug.

door-laches

A law dat prevents someone from hollering about a gate's being left unsecured if said closable barrier has been in said undone state for a long period of time.
As often as James Herriot had vehemently reminded Farmer Ripley about the broken gate that kept causing him injurious grief every time he had to open or shut it, there is little chance that said lazy farmer could bring a door-laches claim against said hapless country-vet for his indignant and aggravated protests regarding said deteriorated barrier.
by QuacksO December 3, 2020
mugGet the door-lachesmug.
En je deed nog steeds je uiterste best om dit ook te vertalen, gras aan te raken, een baan te krijgen of iets wat je nutteloze stuk stront is.
Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.
by heyyallwannagivme November 5, 2022
mugGet the Waarom heb je dit vertaald, je hebt je fucking tijd verspild door dit te doen.mug.

Gail's door mat

When you shit in the girls pussy whilst she's licking an ice lolly
A Gail's door mat means that you shit whilst they eat
by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
mugGet the Gail's door matmug.

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