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Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
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