Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Caffetish

When someone feels sexually attracted to caffeine, it can be a dangerous addiction.

Have you heard Molly has a caffetish? I’m really concerned, she can’t pass 10 minutes without caffeine.

by Clair y company January 6, 2021

Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

coffee

Delicious bean juice that allows me good grades in school, because screw sleep.

Coffee, aka Bean juice, aka the reason my sanity still somewhat exists.

by Some gay rat January 14, 2021

Caffe Latte

Interracial baby, interracial couple, interracial relationship, interracial marriage, interracial children, interracial.

Their baby is Caffe Latte

by Bad Man Movement January 17, 2021

Caffeine Bladder

Slang, the constant need to urinate due to excessive caffeine consumption

I need to relieve myself. Again? Yes I have caffeine bladder

by OldDogg January 17, 2021