buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around

"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."

by Bill Wang October 13, 2008

butter wiggle

a little unintentional dance performed by tweakers after being up too long.

dude, check out that bitch, shes doing the butter wiggle.

by Kevin Jourdan May 25, 2007

Peanut Butter

You rub it on your nuts and your dog licks it off.

Peanut butter licked off my sack by my pooch nigga

by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Butter Juice

Butter juices are the collective fluids left in a mans anus after a vigorous pounding, including spit, lube, sperm, shit and cock cheese.

Ooh, I can feel some of those butter juices running down my thigh from when Danny fucked my arse last night.

by Vashvash May 14, 2018

butter cake

When you creampie a girl and keep going for a long time. You know how if you churn cream long enough it turns into butter? This is an augment of the cheesecake maneuver (see last definition).

I creampied my girl, but the sex was so good I had to make a butter cake.

by drunkgunner August 14, 2016

Jesus Butter

Butter made from female human breast milk mixed with tea leaves for a smell that would delight the GODS

Would you like some Jesus Butter to go with that toast?

by Clubs February 17, 2013

Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.

Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.

by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010