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bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.
My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.
by Meowtyful June 13, 2020
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Subway Bum

A Subway Bum. Is usually a low-income person. Whom scrounges change from any available resource, so they can take advantage of subways $5 dollar foot-long deal!
Sam: Hey man why are you digging through my cup holders?

George: Im trying to get enough for a foot-long at subway!

Sam: Get out of my car you Subway Bum!
by Addicted_To_Rehab February 27, 2013
mugGet the Subway Bummug.

Pigs Bum

These B grade actors think there kicking goals"Pigs Bum"!!! they are kicking points
by Mr Kosovich May 23, 2019
mugGet the Pigs Bummug.

Bum-Stress

A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.

Related:
bum stress Pissed Off
Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...
by Dunkman4000 June 6, 2011
mugGet the Bum-Stressmug.

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019
mugGet the coffee bummug.

Peepee bum

A word some parents teach their kids to refer to male genitalia so that they don't go around using the real word
"Mommy, why do boys have peepee bums and girls don't?"
by SingleMomHelen April 10, 2023
mugGet the Peepee bummug.

bum blitz

gay 1- my ass hurts like hell after bum blitz last night
by memewentz May 13, 2016
mugGet the bum blitzmug.

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