shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.

Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.

by EH3 May 23, 2018

Banute Beaver

A Beaver with Teeth as big as its head. It is also obese and has rabies.

Oh my that's one HUGE Banute Beaver.

by banutehaha June 18, 2018

sneezing beaver

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole

Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

by DIRTY_definitions March 4, 2018

Whistling beaver

Fanny fart or farting.

She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.

by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018

munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.

"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/

by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018

Weaver Beaver diva

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.

I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.

by Benergy January 25, 2019

trojan beaver

Using the art of deception, a la the Trojan horse, in pursuit of debauchery often but not limited to pussy.

He didn’t have a profile picture but he used the ole Trojan beaver to lure Amanda under the bridge for a blowie.

by The Duke of Price Hill February 26, 2019