A picket fence asshole is someone who acts charming, perfect, and overall like an ideal person in public, but is a total asshole in private.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
For example, someone might act like the perfect guy who treats his wife and kids like they're the most precious being on Earth only when there are other people around. But when they get home, or when no one is watching, they verbally attack their wife, or try to intimidate their kid.
This term typically applies to guys but is sometimes used to describe a woman too.
1: Hunter's such a dick, I'm tired of him breaking shit everytime we get in an argument.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
2: What? Damn, he seems like an angel. I can't believe he'd do that...
3: yeah, he's such a picket fence asshole.
by Spitting image June 11, 2018
Get the Picket Fence Assholemug. Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
by GrimCode May 2, 2018
Get the angry asshole facemug. Ron asks a woman to have dinner with him. When the check arrives he tells her portion is $24.89.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.
Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
Ron: I only had one drink, you had TWO!
Date: Aaah, OK.
Ron: Can you leave the tip, I'm short on cash.
Date: WTH...Are you a member of AA - Asshole Anonymous???
Ron: No I'm not, wanna go to your place and have sex? I'm married.
by Telyn2Win March 4, 2022
Get the AA - Asshole Anonymousmug. by man who indulges in balls December 17, 2021
Get the sucking my assholemug. Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022
Get the Blown Out Assholemug. A person who was born from an anal creampie that dripped from the woman's asshole into her pussy creating pregnancy.
by unkattack9000 February 10, 2023
Get the asshole butt babymug. by sdhkdashvfnhsabfc August 25, 2021
Get the nuke my assholemug.