Abort-miss-tion

When you find you got the bitch pregnant, so you light firecrackers off in her vagina to discard of any traces of life. This will most certainly make you lose your girlfriend unless she's into that. She will also probably be sent to an intensive care unit.

I'm going to be locked up in prison for like 25 years after performing an Abort-miss-tion on my gal.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

about8llamas

A sexy beast who has a mastodon sized pecker

He’s about8llamas

by Bigdaddydickballs May 28, 2018

aboot

a thing all Canadian's sound like there saying, but i think a lot of people are just tone deaf.

me, so what aboot you what have you been up to
friend, did he say aboot
friend2, no he said about

by Canadian boi June 27, 2018

Aboption

Any solution for an unwanted pregnancy: Adoption or abortion

I think we should ask for aboption :(

by Mister definitions September 30, 2018

a pig in a boat

opposite of (a pig).
When a pig is tired of being on dry land so he or she goes and gets a boat.

oh look the landlubber pig has turned, its a pig in a boat.

by urbandictionary.exe March 20, 2019

About That

A legendary Instagram groupchat that has seen many arguments about Lukaku and Lacazette, daily arguments between William D and Wille F with Kian acting as peacemaker. And for some reason Fabian was in the groupchat as well, even though he never contributed anything.

Bro our argument in ''About That'' yesterday was heated af.

by WilliamOmega December 21, 2019

Abeathaterian

A person who only eats fruit or veg

Yo is that an abeathaterian

by Las089 January 25, 2020