Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
When one drives around aimlessly and smoking pot in the hopes of finding a turkey running across the road
by perspicace March 23, 2012
by Baby Merz October 13, 2020
My boyfriend embarrassed me at Thanksgiving so I decided to wild turkey with his dilf and elderly pawpaw
by lanae242 March 25, 2023
Conversation in the locker room after sports -
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!
Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!
by antron76 October 01, 2012
Lowest point of your life when you prepared to suck dick cause the only thing you can afford is cum.. Cause you getting it free
Homie I'm at the Tracy broke turkey of my life.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.
Don't try and Tracy broke turkey your way out of this.
by Psycho god May 21, 2018