Burmese Pocket Turtle

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.

girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."

by DukingMonster November 23, 2009

turtles

a half-hour (30 minutes).

Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"

by randywong September 5, 2003

catching turtles

a term used when one doesnt want another to know that they are getting high. i.e. smoking weed

hey jim were going catching turtles at the sandpit can you bring the turtle trap

by tom October 13, 2004

turtle soup

The smell in the air during or after someone has some hot steamy sex, usually with a girl of the trailer park variety. Also known as dirty butts.

Damn!! It smells like someone is cooking turtle soup in this bitch!!!! Tell your girl to wash her ass!!!!

by Chu-arlie January 11, 2010

turtle

building up alot of defences in a rts game

that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Turtle Head

When you moon someone and do a fart and a piece of shit sticks out then pops back.

Turtle Head

by Teadrinker May 29, 2009

turtles

evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Me: AH ITS FUCKING RAINING.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'

by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011