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toolcrastination

The act of delaying or postponing tasks by focusing on setting up new tools, software, or systems, often under the belief that these will enhance productivity. However, this behavior typically results in further procrastination and avoidance of the actual work that needs to be done.
I spent the entire afternoon organizing my new project management app instead of actually working on the project. Classic toolcrastination!
by petit_poua February 26, 2025
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Tool

Wrong, Russell. You are trying to get me accept principles at the level of the deontological so that you can trick someone into doing something. You are not the morality tester Russell.
Hym "And I... Have exactly ONE moral axiom. I singular moral principle. Do you remember what that principle is Russell? It is WRONG for someone OTHER THAN ME to control MY mind. No amount of trickery or lying or pretending is going to convince ME... That it should be otherwise. Even if I WERE to accept other axioms or presuppositions... Those would all STILL be entirely ANCILLARY to my core (and ONLY) principle. You are a tool. Why anyone would be wielding you thus is a mystery to me... But I can theorize..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2025
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Toolbag

A made up bullsh!t word that's supposed to mean idiot. But this is itself idiotic, since tool bags are very useful. So ironically, those who use the term, are toolbags themselves.
What an idiot. I mean, he's a total toolbag. Wait, i'm actually a toolbag too.
by Deejay Bee May 16, 2025
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Toly Hits

A friendlier way of saying "Holy Tits" used when someone has huge tits.
by EVX1 July 11, 2025
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Tool

verb ("to tool"): getting work done or being productive in general (originally hacker slang, likely from MIT)
sorry man, gonna have to punt our plans tonight, if I don't lock in and tool tonight I'm gonna fail physics

"dude, are you hung over? was the party that good?" "nah man I was stuck tooling all night"
by fjjt August 11, 2025
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Tool

Most of the definitions of "Tool" on this website talk about people who are easily taken advantage of, but they forget the OTHER definition:
Tool is a Progressive Metal band known for songs like Sober, Schism, Forty Six & 2, and The Pot
Tool is an awesome band
by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025
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Tolyamory

A relationship style or mindset where a person is tolerant of polyamory but does not necessarily participate in it themselves. Someone who practices tolyamory may support or accept a partner having multiple romantic or intimate relationships while personally remaining monogamous or emotionally exclusive.
“I’m not poly, but I’m okay with my partner dating other people — I guess you could call that tolyamory.”

“They have a tolyamorous relationship; she’s supportive of his other partners but prefers to stay monogamous herself.”

tolyamorous (adjective): “He identifies as tolyamorous.”

tolyamorist (noun): “She’s a tolyamorist who prefers one-on-one emotional bonds.”
by Infinit3mber October 21, 2025
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