The New School

A prestigious university in New York City.

Considered one of the best institutions in the world for writing, art, music, and theater, The New School is very selective. It admits students with high GPAs, strong SAT scores, and a history in sociopolitical activism. Creativity is a must.

New Schoolers are notorious for their leftist, and sometimes radical, politics.
Hipster One: Did you see that jazz singer at The Blue Note? She rocked the house!
Hipster Two: Must have trained at The New School.
by Daleep January 05, 2010
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middle school

The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.
Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks."

seriously, middle school sucked
by buffalo billy bobb July 07, 2009
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School shootings

The favourite past time of children in America
Person1: what are you doing this week

Person2: you know, the same old stuff

Person1: ohh. School shootings
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Middle school

An infamous poison that is known to mortally wound the innocence of any elementary schooler exposed to it over a period of 2-4 years. It became tragically popular throughout the western world during the 20th century, and now many of its victims can be observed, while others lie in the grave after their middle-school induced suicide.

Ingredients in this heinous concoction include: hormones, stress, tests, social awkwardness, bullies, questionably edible food, questionably sane practices, and distant teachers.

To prepare a dose of middle school, mix these ingredients to 300 degrees Fahrenheit in your local district until it takes the form of a large, dull-brick building.
There goes Rick. Poor child. Someone poisoned him with middle school, its like his happiness has rotted away.
by Lord Passion March 04, 2013
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School shooting

Math teacher: let’s start subtracting

Math teacher: *pulls out ak47*
The quiet kid reaches into the back”
*1 min later*

SCHOOL SHOOTING
by BigDickBoy69 November 16, 2019
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School Lunch

School lunch is really just a fat old lady's shit from 10 years ago
That school lunch looks like a piece of poop between 2 pieces of moldy bread!
by The Goddamn King March 09, 2017
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School Threat

A title used for people who show violent tendencies. This title ranges from Bronze, Silver, Gold, Hall of Fame, and Platinum School Threat.
Rudy Gobert you just kicked a chair so you get a Hall of Fame School Threat badge.
by Booban Marijuanavick December 13, 2020
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