August 3rd, the day in which you start beef with anyone friends,family,strangers,dogs,etc just start saying shit to each other
by Jwill724 August 04, 2018
1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.
1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.
Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.
2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?
Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.
Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!
by dhawk123 January 02, 2010
The most ungodly tits imaginable, upon seeing them one denies the idea of intelligent design. Picture a deflated balloon containing many small chicken bouillon cubes in place of a woman's breast.
Guy 1: "Yo, did you here about Roger, he slept with Sarah Cronin last night".
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
Guy 2: "You mean the girl with the Beef-tip-tits?"
Guy 1: "Yea they found him laying dead in his bathtub with a toaster this morning."
by Cowgirl49 April 01, 2009
Another Variation of Smoke my meat
Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette
Something a hoodrat would say
Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette
Something a hoodrat would say
by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017
by silas santos! June 13, 2010
The act of making a basket ball into the hoop.BEEF stands for balance, elbows, eyes and follow through. Literally putting the basketball or da beef in the hoop is like putting beef in the kitchen.
basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen
basketball=beef
hoop=kitchen
Person 1: "Wow, Nolan Smith really got nailed by Dave Neal in the MD vs. Duke game last year!"
Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"
Person 2: "Yeah that was embarrassing but at least he can Put the beef in the kitchen when it comes down to it"
by pammyd February 09, 2011
Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
by uglylittlespud February 02, 2012