The Time Traveler's Wife

One of the best books you will ever read. Also, is a movie coming out August 14, 2009 with Rachel McAdams and Eric Bana. The story is by Audrey Niffenegger and follows Henry as he time travels uncontrollably due to a genetic disorder called Chrono Displacement. He leaves everything but his body behind. He visits big events in his life, most importantly, he visits the love of his life Clare, through all years of her life. A great read.

From The Time Traveler's Wife:
Clare: It's hard being left behind. I wait for Henry, not knowing where he is, wondering if he's okay. It's hard to be the one who stays.

I keep myself busy. Time goes faster that way.
I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

Henry: I hate to be where she is not, when she is not. And yet, I am always going, and she cannot follow.

by chello313 June 16, 2009

Rusty Time Machine

When you have anal sex with a old woman and her asshole is tight like a teenager's twat

The bitch had a wizard's sleeve so I took a ride in her rusty time machine.

by rusty time machine March 23, 2010

bitch time

the time spent working on aquiring or getting with bitches.

Dude i need to get more bitch time this weekend. Work is killing my game.

by oldgreg44 July 11, 2011

Mitch Time

Being so consistently late that you create your own timezone.
If you're already late.. Take your time.. You can't be late twice.

Why is he so late? Because it's Mitch Time.

by AcBrittany17 January 31, 2017

midget fucking time

Time to head to the bar for excessive drinking.

Dude, It's midget fucking time!

by Drunk and Happy April 6, 2007

Tied up Tuesday

A day celebrated every Tuesday by those who practice bondage. On this day you are encouraged to tie up your significant other, friend with benefits, friend without benefits, neighbor or coworker. You can use any bondage implement of your choice but rope is the most common thing used. It occurs before hump-day for a reason. It is also known as Tie me up Tuesday, Tie up Tuesday or Tied down Tuesday.

It was Tied up Tuesday, so Marc tied up his girlfriend Bekka to celebrate.

by C. Marculatum August 21, 2010

Epic Meal Time

What MEN/Canadians call cooking.

He is manly enough to attempt to cook like epic meal time

by APU and the STOOGE November 16, 2011