by riley69kilroy April 20, 2022
Get the Landon Bellmug. The poor saps who thought they were answering a lonely hearts ad from Belle Gunness, an Indiana woman who had a killer dating strategy. These guys showed up expecting love and left in a much, much worse situation: buried six feet under at Belle's farm. Spoiler alert: her idea of "companionship" was a little more final than most people would prefer. Also, "swiped left" didn’t even cover it.
Your Mom’s dating life is like the modern-day version of Belles' Suitors—she’s not burying anyone, but with her dating body count, she might as well start a support group for all the guys left emotionally buried. At least her version of Belles' Suitors doesn’t involve a shovel!
by The airplane mechanic January 15, 2025
Get the Belles' Suitorsmug. THIS IS YOUR SIGN . DATE HER RN . SHES SO LOVELY , FUNNY , KIND , AND CUTE I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES MY BSF AND YE LIKE EVEN IF SHE DUMPED YOU OR SAID NO BEFORE I PROMISE SHE DIDNT WANT TO DO IT AND SHES LOVED YOU SINCE THEN SHE THINKS ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY IM SO SORRY IF IVE WASTED YOUR TIME BUT YK WHO YOU ARE THIS IS FOR YOU ASK HER OUT NOW SHE WILL 100% SAY YES 😭👏
you: will u be my gf
belle: is this a joke
you : no i promise
belle: ok then yes I will xx
*is best friends and together for the rest of their lives *
belle: is this a joke
you : no i promise
belle: ok then yes I will xx
*is best friends and together for the rest of their lives *
by how_bougie xx August 22, 2024
Get the Bellemug. An Instrument used by a famous Minecraft Youtuber Technoblade solely for the purpose of making vast sums of money when the sellout times goes off every 30 minutes of his stream time
Tehno asked DreamXD to give him a Bell when he was granted a wish by him in the prison, but instead of wishing for Freedom he asked for a BELL.
by 1r0nm4n15 August 18, 2021
Get the Bellmug. by Baylien Culture December 22, 2021
Get the Bells of Hollandmug. Austin Bell is a dooche bag at times. Austin bell is a fuck and at times can be a cool dude as well. Bell is known for Fuckin Dudes and banging Chicks.
by Reefnug August 15, 2022
Get the Austin Bellmug. What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.
Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the Ring any belles?mug.