Brazilian hard hat

When you fuck a partner anally and pull out with crap on the tip of your penis and let it dry.

Dude I need a chisel to get this Brazilian hard hat off.

by captain hard hat November 23, 2010

mexican hat dance

A mexican dance. Also a peice of music which is the best peice of music to have ever been written.

"Man, The mexican hat dance pwns all other music except nirvana."

by Negative Creep February 5, 2005

Robin Hood's Hat

A name for the v shape of a minge, or hairy gash, similar to the shape of Robin Hood's Hat

"Oh sweet Maid Marion may i remove your under crackers?"
"Yes oh evil sheriff of Nottingham and make it quick, i'm foaming at the gash"
"My word Maid Marion, the shape of your minge looks rather like Robin Hood's hat!!!"

by griggy October 20, 2006

Panamanian Ass Hat

A sexual postion so strange that no one is quite sure what it involves!

I went home with this chick last night and gave her a Dirty Sanchez and a Panamanian Ass Hat!

by Otis P. Driftwood June 21, 2009

mexican top hat

instead of rolling the tip of your joint, you burn it hence causing the top of the joint visible, therefore it looks like a mexican sombrero.

Burns better and slower

yo subarú make that fat king size a nice mexican top hat

by Alejandro911 December 20, 2010

Party Hat Cheese

A thick white and or yellow discharge/cottage cheese like liquid that stems from an uncircumsized penis/party hat.

"His party hat cheese was so thick and disgusting that I couldnt go down on him more than once." pleaded Roxanne

by PartyFavors.com December 16, 2008

old coot in a hat

what you call an old man driving slowly in front of you. If you take notice, usually they will have a hat on! They are usually in buicks or pick-up trucks. Also see gramps champs

"Urgh this old coot in a hat won't get out of my way and I can't pass him!"

by BenjamminL04 October 2, 2006