turkey bush 

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

turkey bush by victoria87 December 31, 2007

turkeyburg 

A word to use when you want to call someone a name, in a distinctly "I come from Aberdeen, Washington (where there are more suicides per-capita than anywhere else in the country" way. It has no meaning other than, "Yeah, I just called you that.... and you don't even know what it means but it sounds funny...".

Get out here right now, ya turkeyburg!

turkeyburg by Quinnquinnquinn January 6, 2008

turkey brook 

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders

bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!

turkey brook by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf August 2, 2008

Turkey Law 

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

Turkey Law by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

turkey tired 

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

turkey tired by mdanny December 15, 2008

Turkeyness 

The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!

Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"

Turkeyness by drukenhard January 4, 2009

turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

turkey toucher by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009