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Barn doors

Big ol' vagina lips, so big that they may impede upon the pleasure and/or effectiveness of sexual intercourse.
Tristan: "Did you end up getting with that girl?"
Tyler: "Yeah but she had a pair of barn doors, I could barely fit it in and I got rope burn."
Tristan:: "That bitch!"
by Simmypoo December 27, 2024
mugGet the Barn doorsmug.

Creaky Barn Door

A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.

Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.

Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
mugGet the Creaky Barn Doormug.

door

a brown thing that opens and closes
by red thing December 7, 2019
mugGet the doormug.

Slaming The Door

The act of getting so frustrated and pissed off you calmly walk up to a door whip your dick out and proceed to slam it in the door.
Bub threw away his prized tool and started Slaming The Door.
by SlamingTheDoor101 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Slaming The Doormug.

Close your garage door

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020
mugGet the Close your garage doormug.

Back-door Bob

A Back-Door Bob is one who prefers to utilize the anal passage over any other orifice. The term is not gender specific.
Tony - 'He proper loves loves putting things up his arse, man'

Terry - 'Aye, he's a proper Back-Door Bob like'
by nickle69 June 11, 2013
mugGet the Back-door Bobmug.

Upside down cup outside my door

You need to have more sex NOW
The upside down cup outside my door was much needed today
by answers August 8, 2022
mugGet the Upside down cup outside my doormug.

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