High dive off the short bus

The act of getting excessively wasted. Generally associated with psychedelics.

How was your weekend? Great until I took the high dive off the short bus.

by Literally any available handle August 22, 2020

hoya bus driver

When you are raped by a bus driver

More specifically a middle school one

Tom the bus driver: Shall we go faster?
Steven: Hoya bus driver

by Brotitoterd April 23, 2017

`~`The`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Deed`'``~`

`~`The`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Deed`'``~`

`~`The`'`Back`'`Of`'`The`'~Bus`'`Are`'`The`'`Sunflower`'~Deed`'``~`

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

alien bus

That feeling you get when you are hella drunk and the world is spinning and you feel like you are being taken up by a UFO.

Bro 1: Dude how drunk were you last night?
Bro 2: I was so drunk I rode the alien bus bro, now I’m SO hungover.

by Deffochap November 11, 2022

bus sauce

the stank on a bus (i.e. tobacco spit, pee, chair sweat, vom, and other bodily fluids)

Damn this bus has major bus sauce.

by coleenthebeast September 17, 2017

Driving The Bus

When you get hit so hard in a sport or in a fight, that when you hit the ground you get paralyzed, causing your arms to get stuck in a driving motion. Almost like your hands are on a wheel, driving a bus.

Tua Tagovalia got hit so hard on Thursday night football, that his bitchass started driving the bus. He was whipping that hoe.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

Bus

A large vehicle that takes the piss and doesn't arrive on time.

Student: Man my bus will arrive in 44 minutes
Friend: really? are you sure let me wait with you
Student: yeah, my buses are never late *waits in the cold*
*44 minutes go by and the bus isn't here*
Student: I am fucking freezing here! it should have came by now
Friend: haha!

by MrsRelatable December 10, 2021