Tasks or duties that someone performs in exchange for compensation or to contribute to society. It may involve the use of physical or cognitive abilities, such as manual labor, creative or analytical thinking, or problem-solving skills.
by Noonebuteveryone May 8, 2023

When a "Greg" he's "working" this typically means hes sitting in his truck watching tiktoks or masterbating ferociously.
by LM Colt September 12, 2022

A backseat worker is someone who is telling you how to do your job when. They can't do their own job
by krackdaddyg September 12, 2021

When you have an employee that flares up a few times a year, but you are helpless and can’t get rid of them because they’re related to an influential leader in the company.
Instead of running a competition for a new assistant I’ve been told Jim’s unreliable son will be my assistant… Jim fucked me, and now I have work herpes.
by AJB10129 November 23, 2023

Hym "Except I don't actually have to work hard though and now you are stealing from me so that I have to work hard. So, I'm just not going to pay my taxes or work hard and if anyone comes to do anything about it before I get paid for the work that is being stolen I'm just going to murder a child. A little girl (specifically). And for having to wait this long for my money, someone is going to have to be punished for this. Maximally. I'm under surveillance so it is going to be very public child murder and the people who are a part of the other side are all public figures and everyone already knows who they are. So that'll be fun with them. And as George Carlin once said: 'The public is garbage' so they need to shut up and the internet filthy are all panhandling also garbage and should have don't what I told them to do."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2025

by ResearcherC April 20, 2023

"Man, I've been working like a dog", he muttered into the phone, his feet up, eyes on the game, the bag of Doritos on his chest almost empty. There must have been a time, long ago, he imagined, when dogs spent their lives herding cattle from sunrise to sunset, but any actual 21st century dog he knew was lazier than The Dude.
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
