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Screaming Jesus

A FICTIONAL sexual "maneuver" that you would apply to a person you don't particularly like (or in some cases- hate), but still want to have sexual intercourse because they are extremely hot.

It is a maneuver specifically made up for fantasy purposes only- as the other person would die. It involves you nailing the A-hole/ Bitch to a cross, and then nailing him/ her (with consent).
Paul: "Damn, Bob's sister is a total Bitch. Did you hear what she said?"
Tom: "I know, what a total Bitch. She's really hot though."
Paul: "I know- I'd like to give that bitch the screaming Jesus."
Tom: "Me too, man."
by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009
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Screamtarded

What you use to describe Scremo/Emo bands that really aren't that good or just don't have any talent.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Escape the fate last night?
Guy 2: No, they're screamtarded.
by Behemoth is Jewish July 2, 2010
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screamo pig

one who is constantly deceptive and yet loyal at the same time, but only to those he/she likes.
yeah, that's definitely one loud screamo pig.
by jackson5man March 14, 2011
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Screamail

An email written in all capital letters signifying a loud angry voice.
this is an example of a SCREAMAIL

DEAR JANE DO,

WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I SAY CALL THAT CLIENT I MEAN CALL THAT CLIENT???!!!

FROM BOSS MAN
by Gem Girl April 12, 2011
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scream and stoge

When you scream as you're smoking a cigarette, and you cough your lungs up. It can kill you, no joke.
Dude, don't scare me... you almost made me scream and stoge!
by M$$$$$ June 1, 2011
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Screaming Hangover

The combination of a diabolical hangover and that inner-ear whining noise, that is only achieved by participation in ardent drinking in a dangerously loud club.
by SynchroDunk October 8, 2011
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Screaming at the Lizard

It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv October 23, 2011
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