A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
by Logistikon December 15, 2011
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When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.
Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"
by mesgônimo June 20, 2015
Get the Sloppy Sausage mug.A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit
1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt
3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt
3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.
by GoFuckYourSelfCuntFace March 10, 2016
Get the fat sausage cunt mug.When somebody pisses you off to the point were you grind up their entire family into mince meat, then stuff that meat into the person who pissed you off into their anus, making them become the Royal Sausage.
Sausagee: "What have you done to me?"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"
Sausager: "I grinded your entire family into meat and put them in your ass"
Sausagee: "What?"
Sausager: "you've become my Royal Sausage!"
by Orgazm75 December 17, 2021
Get the Royal Sausage mug.A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.
Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"
Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"
by Am Sho December 12, 2011
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