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Summer's A Bitch
by Nick LaRoy June 14, 2025
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Sammering

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging
Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.
by ukwho August 3, 2025
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Simperly

someone who has a kind soul.
are you simperly?
i think so.
by a kind soul. September 11, 2025
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Simerio

(noun)
A surreal, unsettling feeling where the world suddenly seems “off,” unreal, or slightly distorted — like a mix of déjà vu, derealization, and emotional disconnect.
Simerio is that moment when everything feels familiar but wrong at the same time, leaving you unsure if you’re fully present or stuck between two versions of reality.
Examples:

“Walking down the empty hallway at night gave me major Simerio.”

“I randomly got hit with Simerio in the middle of class and everything felt unreal for a second.”

“You ever get that weird foggy feeling where life glitches? That’s Simerio.”
by GabzSkatez November 14, 2025
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Pre-Summer Movie

These are the movies that are released before the summer blockbuster season. They are usually released in April, but sometimes as early as March. They may have some elements of a summer blockbuster such as action and science fiction elements, but they usually are not quite the draw that summer movies are since kids are still in school. These movies also advertise summer blockbusters heavily.
Alice in Wonderland was an excellent pre-summer movie that made lots of money.
by New English August 10, 2010
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Shaft Shimmer

A Shaft Shimmer is another name for a handjob. This term was coined by Garrett.
Zach - last night totally got a Shaft Shimmer last night behind Gus'
by zachquinnfosho November 1, 2010
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seed skimmer

Similar to bukkake, except the group of men jack off into a bowl of water. The last person to cum then takes a straw and skims the surface of the water in the bowl, swallowing any blobs of cum that float near the surface.
Are you okay? You look sick.
I was a seed skimmer last night.

Hey, invite your friend over who has erectile disfunction to the seed skimming party tonight.
That's just mean.
Yeah but at least I know I won't be a seed skimmer!
by HNBILH April 7, 2011
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