False Start Shower

When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.

Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.

by Yoyoman December 7, 2013

slippery shower handle

When she is riding you reverse cowgirl and your dick slips and causes you great pain, like grabbing a slipper shower handle and falling

Bro, my girl was riding me last night and I pulled a slippery shower handle

by Thatdude41 April 12, 2017

rock star shower

the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.

"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."

by iamriceboy November 19, 2011

Slovakian Baby Shower

The Slovakian baby shower is simple. A pregnant woman, in the twilight of her third trimester is riding cowgirl on her partner, and when her water breaks, THEY DON’T STOP.

Little Timmy isn’t doing so well in school, it’s probably because he was born by Slovakian baby shower.

by [e-mail] January 25, 2020

ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015

Hobo Shower

The act of mother nature pouring her luscious juices on those dam dirty hobos, thus cleaning them to a sparkle.

Well I was going to go bone my girlfriend in an alleyway, but now my plans are ruined. Dam hobo showers.

A hobo shower occurs in Washington State almost every day, so if you don't like it, get the fuck out!

by UmmmThatGuy February 26, 2011