An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
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Get the Chrome Shark mug.Noun — A term used to describe powerful, street-smart, or dominant individuals who are confident, wealthy, or potentially dangerous. Often refers to people who move boldly in nightlife, business, or social scenes — those who “hunt” opportunities or attention with confidence and aggression.
“Out with sharks” = spending time with bold, high-status, or risky people who command attention and influence.
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Get the Shark mug.its like having a situationship after situationship but never fully committing. you basically have a whole roster but know you wont persue a relationship with any of them.
this IS cheating if you do it in a relationship and it goes for both men and women. there are plenty fish in the sea, no sharks eat just one.
this IS cheating if you do it in a relationship and it goes for both men and women. there are plenty fish in the sea, no sharks eat just one.
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Get the sharking mug.The action of pulling your cock out in the ocean and wiggling it around like a worm so a fish comes up and eats it and drags you through the water and rips your cock off
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Get the Shark bait mug.A lovable NOT scary creature that does not breathe water it takes the oxygen out of the H2O. You should not be scared of these creatures because they DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!! They care more about seals and dolphins!!! Most movies lie about everything sharks are but they are just trying to survive like the rest of us in this miserable MISERABLE world. And, if you ever get bitten by one, it’s because they thought you were a seal, they have mental disorder, or they thought you were threatening to them!!! ALSO… if any of you who have been bitten are reading this, I apologize for the pain and suffering you have been through but that wasn’t the shark’s fault. Either you were doing something wrong, or they thought you were food. Even if you see stuff on documentaries, all documentaries are different and you need to read actual BOOKS. AND, most sharks do not lay eggs and they actually give birth like mammals! So the mermaid purses are shark eggs but it’s only for a small percentage of sharks that actually lay them. ALSO, sharks are giant, big, lovable, fish. They are nothing but fish. Would you be scared of a goldfish? I DIDN’T THINK SO.
Person 1: DID YOU KNOW SHARKS ARE FISH!?!?!
Person 2: NUH UH! THEY ARE SOME SORT OR CRAB >:(
Person 1: DO CRABS HAVE GILLS?? THEN SHARKS ARE FISH
Person 2: NUH UH! THEY ARE SOME SORT OR CRAB >:(
Person 1: DO CRABS HAVE GILLS?? THEN SHARKS ARE FISH
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