shoppertainement

Shoppertainement - Noun - Shop-per-taine-ment
A slang word used to describe shopping for entertainment purposes.

Yo girl I'm bored. I need some more shoppertainement in my life. Lets got to the mall!

by lasewun March 28, 2017

Shoppers fingers

When your fingers are sore and tired after carrying around heavy shopping bags for hours on end.

Kally had shoppers fingers after going to the mall with her mom. Shame!

by Davidsea June 11, 2017

shopping trance

When a woman gets so enamored with sales and shopping, she'll block out everything else unless she's snapped out of it.

Man: Honey, we gotta go, my cousin's baby's due.

Woman: Hold on! There's a bargain at Sears!

Man: ...Damn shopping trance...

by NewbDeffy August 27, 2017

shopoopy

What you say around a little kid when you don't want to introduce them to the s-word

Oh sh.....opoopy , yeah shopoopy, I dropped an antique Chinese cup that my mom loved

by OW3NEMO September 18, 2017

shopoping

Kfc chicken having sex

Omg look at that shopoping chicken

by SOPHIE IS GAY October 3, 2017

shopple

when you are in a big rush to go shopping you "shopple" though the isles and grab your items as quick as possible

crap! i have to shopple through the isles or im going to be late

by shopple November 30, 2017

shopvacing

When a classy, yet adventurous woman gentally places her lips around a mans anus to create a vacuum like seal. She then proceeds to violently suck the shit into her mouth.

I was at confession the other day and my penance was to allow the nuns to enjoy shopvacing my ass!

by DDP2INTheVAG December 22, 2017