sleep lump

1) When you sleep on something for too long, there is a mark in the shape of it.

"Mommy look at the pattern on my arm!"
"That's a cool sleep lump."

by Yasss_Queen December 10, 2016

sleep

To underestimate someone, to expect less or to think something won't happen.

Random kid- You're never going to make it to the NBA
Me: You sleep. "You sleep on me"

by Lilwriter December 12, 2016

sleep-cheating

When you have a girlfriend and you dream about sex with other bitches

- Yesterday I dreamt about putting my sausage inside Kate Upton's breads
- Dude you have a girlfriend, that's sleep-cheating

by ppapvocab December 31, 2016

Screepy

A combination of scary and creepy

Can be used as "screepster"

Did you see that guy with the eye patch jerking off next to the stoplight? What a screepy mother fucker.
Yeah that dudes a fucken screepster for sure.

by Malvicious January 14, 2017

Sleepgaying

(verb)

To perform homosexual actions while you're sleeping and therefore unaware of what you're doing.

The excuse you use when you've been caught doing something gay but don't want to admit that you're gay.

"I think I may have been sleepgaying last night cause when I woke up my mouth was full of cum, YES I SWALLOWED IT I DONT WANNA DISAPPOINT MY SLEEPGAYING SELF"

"Dude, I swear I have no idea why there's gay porn on my phone! I must've been sleepgaying!!"

by Sinfulsilence January 20, 2017

Sleep

For those who have an early morning class before another class. Then later they also want to go to the gym and have an 8 hour shift at work!!

I would like to go to sleep before 3am.

by Julessssssss January 23, 2017

Sleep Bang

When you wake up and bang (coitus) and then go back to sleep.

"I was involved in the sleep bang last night! That is why I can't stay awake at work, boss!"

by MCLovin2011 January 28, 2017