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pie as a rock

to be so fried that you cannot move. variations on rock can and may include stick, doornail, stump, rat and many others
dude.. im pie as a rock right now
by #@@@@@@ March 27, 2020
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Slop Rocks

When you get head, but the person giving head has pop rocks in their mouth.
Damn baby I really want me some slop rocks right now fr ong.
by aegic0la June 23, 2022
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purple rocks

Boi through some purple rocks in that cup
by Awgepoop September 7, 2017
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Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.
My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.
by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023
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rock sampler

Slang word for Scientists, or someone who believes in the most outlandish things.

Commonly said in the form of "sample rock taker."

The term is outlandish in nature, as it will immediately downplay and confuse anyone who you say this to.
"Rock samplers are scientists or people who believe in the most outlandish things."

1: "Shut up you samplerocktaker, that's why you believe the earth is flat, + ratio, + that's not even science, you're just retarded.

2: "What the fuck is a samplerocktaker?"
by What? Where? April 17, 2023
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ayers rock

the sexual act of a man covering one's penile shaft with the scrotum. the man's concave balls then resemble uluru, the largest rock located in Australia.
Mark is showing Tom how to perform ayers rock
by dopoe09 February 18, 2019
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dick rocked

The act of dominating someone in such an embarrassing way that it seems that you could of done it easily with your penis.
Man I just dick rocked you in that last game, it was 21-0. Step it up nancy!
by crzyMANbeast December 7, 2010
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