Robert is a asshole who likes to make out with alote of girls so he's a cheater he only thinks of hiself and will never take a girl any place
by Mrs.nice January 2, 2019
Get the Robertmug. Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.
See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.
by Randy Beans November 24, 2020
Get the Master Robertsmug. 
"is that Robert?"
"No, it's lord Robert!"
"No, it's lord Robert!"
by oojakalabala November 23, 2021
Get the Robertmug. by Oh 7 May 14, 2017
Get the robert successful jackson moneymug. The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
Get the Blowjob Robertsmug. 