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phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"
by D. Gould December 28, 2005
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leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers
What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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PHONEGASM

When having phone sex, and one has a real orgasm, not faked.
I was talking to Dave on the phone last night and we started having phone sex and I didn't even have to fake it, I had a huge phonegasm!
by LYNDA LOO December 12, 2007
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phone cockslap

A situation where you dominate a girl over text that you actually cock slap the phone.
girl:"oh babe I cant believe how right you are about that"
dude: "yes, I know. I am the son of Zeus" *phone cockslap*
by eekcmnads December 2, 2009
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Phone Book Wanker

A waster who calls random numbers from the phone book, usually late at night, for their own amusement.

Very different from a briefcase wanker or buswanker but remarkably bawbagish.
-phone rings late at night and is answered by person who is not a phone book wanker-
silence!
"...Who are you and why are you calling me?"
"eeehhrmm.... who ur you??"
"Not telling you!"
"well yer a wanker then!"

Both parties are aware who the real wanker is, but only one is enough of a wanker to actually state that the person receiving the call is a wanker.
Said wanker - the phone book wanker - will then get bored and either do what wankers do best or go back to his (probably sticky) phonebook to find another hapless victim.
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Phonenoser

Someone who is always looking at their phone or electronic device.
Stop being a phonenoser and pay attention to what I am trying to tell you.
by Phonenose April 13, 2015
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Phonebooking

The act of 1 male smashing another males genitals with a phonebook.
Ben found out that Mark didn’t enjoy his phonebooking last night.
by Phonebooker1 July 25, 2018
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