Jens-Peter

Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.

Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?

Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...

by CumUnloader86 December 11, 2021

peter cartilage

it doesnt mean anything, its just a funny word

peter cartilage ahhh beat

by UIGavin May 24, 2023

Petering

The act of dropping more food or "accidentally" making more food than necessary at a job and then eating it because it is "there"

Dude! Why are you petering again

by JJ4477 May 29, 2023

peter g

a teacher how is high on drugs all the time. also a person how talks slow and the same tone.

what do you have as a teacher
peter g
oh hi is high right
yes

by The truth is never a lie March 7, 2017

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis

a teacher who like milk

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis be chugin dat milk

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjheheheh September 12, 2023

Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019