oh god

Somthing screamed during sex

the bad thing about being an athiest, is that you have no one to talk to during sex.
"OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!. DONT COME DONT COME DONT COME!"
"I'm done"

by Mr. Moto July 16, 2008

god botherer

Anyone who spreads the word of God, inflicting it on others, usually without their consent!

Oh sh*t! The god botherers are coming! (Said prior to Jehovah's Witnesses ringing your doorbell)

by Mike Bailey October 22, 2003

DJ God

When you put your itunes or ipod on random and let "God" choose the next song.

Boy: "What song do you want to hear next?"
Girl: "I don't know, let DJ God spin the next track"

Note: Originally coined by SkyeClothes.com

by DJCali April 1, 2010

Milf God

Milf God: The God Of All Milfs, If ever encountered by the Milf God himself, Pledge your allegiance. All Milfs worship him and so should you.

My mom just got back from church she said they worship someone called Milf God.

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower August 30, 2021

Simpsons God

The TV show ,The Simpsons, has more than 20 episodes that mimic historical events that happen in the future.

I can't believe that event happened in the news today! Well I guess the Simpsons God did it again and predicted the future.

by Damon K. February 2, 2021

420 god

A holy figure who consumes excessive amounts of cannabis.

“ I went to the cannabis church and prayed to a 420 god.
“Nicolas Gorr is the original 420 god

by 420 god himself May 8, 2019

Gods Pillow

When the pubic hair above the genitals act as a pillow, silencing any skin to skin contact during sexual activity. It’s like a gift of god without the loud slapping sounds.

That gods pillow came in handy last night, her little brother was bunking above us, he didn’t suspect a thing.

by Thighpeen1000 June 12, 2020