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small nipples

unusually small nipples are a sign of warmth, lack of sex, or you were just born with small nipples
dude you have really small nipples
by Mineta is a perv November 7, 2018
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Clark's Nipple

A proposed mixed drink of tequila and Dayquil. For when you have the flu, but it's also Cinco De Mayo.
I just drank a red solo cup of Clark's Nipple, so flrkkt gzzrts spklrushushush...
by Waffleoctopus May 2, 2019
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Hairy Nipples

Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nipples:

"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.

I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."

Hex the Dolls:

"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
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Nipple Boobie

When the nipple is bigger then the boobie
Dotty got them nipple boobies booiii
by petez13 May 21, 2017
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Shirleys Nipple

A mixed drink loosely based on the Shirley’s temple, made by combining equal parts of deep Eddie’s grapefruit and Fresca, topped with lemon juice and served over ice.
Damn dude Ryan gosling isn’t funny until the 5th Shirleys Nipple
by Baussmann August 21, 2022
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wank nipples

it is self explanatory when you splooge over a birds tit and it runs down the nipples,
also used when playing slender the arrival and u shit urself
something jumps out at you , "aaah wank nipples",
by bung the booce November 13, 2014
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nipple sniffer

The Act of someone being so short compared to their boyfriend or girlfriend, that they are the perfect height for one to sniff the others nipples.
Guy one: she's so short compared to him
Guy two : she must be a nipple sniffer
by Double penetration train October 24, 2014
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