Boss mom 

Simply put, a Boss Mom is a “Cookie Lyon.” She's an ambitious, highly driven, fierce, and outspoken mother who gets the job done, whether the job is being a homemaker, a stay at home mom, a career woman, a working mom, or mompreneur

Boss mom gets shit done all by herself!

Boss mom by Boss mom March 6, 2017

Your Mom's A Whore

Now I know this Isn't a word, but I feel the need to put this out there. This is a phrase commonly used by male homosapiens, of the age 12. This phrase can most commonly be heard from these creatures on an XBOX-360 or dare I say... The PS3. This phrase originates from ancient times. Also known as, When Call of Duty 4 Was cool. During these times, a 12 year old male homosapien was being constantly harrassed by older male homosapiens. He then proceeded to shout back at them, the phrase "Your Mom's A Whore!" This caused quite a ruckes between the older males. This phrase is now so commonly used, that people find it quite cliche. Therefore, it has little to no effect what-so-ever.

"I just killed you little bitch!" -Male 1
"Oh yeah, well, your mom's a whore!" - 12 year old

Your Mom's A Whore by The-D-TRAIN August 7, 2012

Soccer mom

The maternal unit of preps. Most soccer moms are very proud of the fact that their kids (preps) are slaves to pop culture. They are usually content with the fact that their world is nothing but simulacra, and they have no desire to see the truth (that they're morons). They drive ungodly expensive vehicles (think: Hummer), and belong to some form of clique with other soccer moms.

Look at me! I'm a soccer mom! See my new Hummer H2? I was too stupid to negotiate on the price, so I paid $59,000 for it!

Soccer mom by manly man February 5, 2004

your mom gay lol

The ultimate phrase used when you have been turned down and you really really need to get laid.

Person 1: Please please please fuck me...
Person 2: ew! No! You're disgusting.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: I take my words back, fuck me now!
Person 1: 😏

your mom gay lol by SoRandom69 February 22, 2018

scrunchy mom 

A mom that is a mixture of both a silky and crunchy mom. One who may formula feed, and vaccinate as well as hospital birth but may use cloth diapers and make their own baby food.

I formula feed my baby and choose to vaccinate but I support home birth and make my own baby food so I'm a scrunchy mom!

scrunchy mom by mommy2gage October 10, 2011

your mom 

The most unimaginative, stupid, overrated, and worthless comeback ever existed.

Me: What are you doing for summer break?

Friend: Your mom

Me: Go touch some grass

your mom by RiskyLol December 4, 2021

like your mom on a friday night 

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off

A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

like your mom on a friday night by Steph April 24, 2004