The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

Max E by Lynnich February 8, 2019

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Max stedman

Max is the type of person who won’t admit to things but it’s obvious. He can be very funny but if u is a sensitive bitch ur not going to like his jokes. Max is the realest guy u will ever meet and all of his friends are real too. He also has the power of detecting fake people.

person 1: Max Stedman is so gay.
person 2: Max are u gay?
Max: what?! No i’m not 😉
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Fakest bitch: Omg Max can i be ur friend?
Max: *detecting fakeness* NO BITCH
Fakest bitch: hahaha ur funny
Max: i know i am
Fakest bitch: 😭 ur so mean 😖

Max stedman by yeye666 February 12, 2019

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Max Simpson

Getting into a fight with someone when they steal your Great British pound coin.

Wow man, almost had a Max Simpson the other day with this homeless guy on spice. It's okay though I knocked that bastard the fuck out.

Max Simpson by Chinese Kevin March 7, 2019

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