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Johny is a crazy, sexy, ambitious, fearless, amazing man. He is the one that will climb a 50 story building and jump into a pool off of the roof. He is hard-core and frankly the sexiest man you’ll ever meet. He’s unique, creative, and hard-working too. Nothing can get in his way when it comes to what he wants to do. When he sets his mind to something, he does it.

Basically, a Johny is a BADASS.
Daamnnnn Johny is a badass bro. He gives zero fucks but all fucks at once.
Johny by juicyjuiceguy March 27, 2019
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Johny rocket 

Man I want her her to blow my Johny rocket.
Johny rocket by somelamekid July 9, 2009
One of the most amazing guys you will ever happen to meet but might just be a little addicted to pasta.
Jonny stop eating all the PASTA!
Jonny by born2sing202 March 28, 2012
1. Coolest person on the planet.

2.Extremely powerful god that pwns everyone.

3.THE ONLY GOD.
DAMMMNN, that jonny is a god. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence.

johny cash 

undoubtable one of the best musicians known to man.
johny cash kicks your ass all up and down
johny cash by will karol June 25, 2008

Jonny Archer 

A handsome young man with great dress sense and a huge penis! A Jonny Archer is usually a ladies man and is very attractive.
Sue: Hey that jonny archer character is fit

Pat: Hes such a ladies man
Jonny Archer by Scobular1 July 6, 2009
Johny is sexy as fuck
Johny by Madmaxdries May 29, 2018