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Catching the crazy turkey

The act of making turkey noises during sex. Best results come from cunnilingus.
Ryan - "You haven't been sleeping in that bed anyway. Everybody know's where you've been. You've been getin' the- you've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed."
by Wig Wam December 13, 2014
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Stone Cold Crazy

Stone Cold Crazy is a muscular humanoid Stand with the ability to manipulate the space in any object and living thing it touches with its hands, feet and the blades on its arms and legs and transform them into everything the user wants by changing the atoms and molecules.
Stone Cold Crazy is a not canon fanmade Stand from the manga „Jojo‘s Bizarre Adventure“.
by Kousei Joestar April 5, 2022
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three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless
"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"
by Ktgrb December 1, 2016
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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus January 31, 2015
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Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.
Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.
by Malachi Constant April 12, 2019
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shit crazies

When your wild-eyed cat starts going insane, tear-assing around the house because he has to take a dump. After about ten minutes of this, he will then run towards the litter box, and come back into the room all calm and serene.
"Hah!! Peter Fucking Steele has the shit crazies! Looks like the little guy has a growler at the back door!"
by Adele Phytler March 3, 2016
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Thats crazy

The phrase people say when they don't care , or haven't been listening to you at all.
Person 1: I just went to a park
Person 2: that's crazy

Them not listening and just saying "that's crazy" shows them not paying attention to you Thats crazy
by dicballsez April 12, 2022
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