Holy Avenger

When a priest cums in a persons ass, while choking them with rosary beads.
Tim: Billy you look a little flush, whats up?
Billy: Just catching my breath, Father O'Malley just gave me the Holy Avenger.
by BillyBob Avenger December 29, 2021
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Holy Shim Knocker

A male or female that knocks the senior citizens of your community, it could be your Grandma!
That holy shim knocker just got turned on, he is headed to the senior center.
by holy shim Knocker January 07, 2011
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Holy War

Hey I just saw a video titled "Why conservatives are turning on the Daily Wire?"
Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.
Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!
by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023
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Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it
Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"
by GoFigure0 January 30, 2025
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the holy o

A reaction that goes somewhere along the lines of HOLY OHHH
Baby I’m gonna show you why they call me the holy o
by Chemia33 October 25, 2017
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