the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don't give a fuck, they get drunk all day.
"dude, why does Ric have a shit ton of beer cans in his shower.."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
"he takes rock star showers everyday man."
by iamriceboy November 19, 2011
When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.
"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."
by tariqazeez January 11, 2010
When one turns on the shower and subsequently realizes that they need to take a shit, so they turn the shower off.
Guy 1: Dude that was the worlds shortest shower.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
Guy 2: No man, I forgot to take a shit before I hopped in.
Guy 1: Oh! Just your good 'ole false start shower. I am good for at least 1 a week.
by Yoyoman December 07, 2013
A (usually) sexual act in which one partner performs an act of fellatio on a piece of bamboo while looking sad and the other partner urinates on their head.
That new Japanese exchange student is into some weird stuff! After our sushi date we went back to her place and she made me give her a sad panda shower.
by TigerShark33 October 31, 2018
when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.
by glittershitter March 01, 2012
When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"
by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015
When your partner or yourself eat spicy peppers, and then you engage in oral sex or fingering.
(The cure: Half & Half)
(The cure: Half & Half)
by Chai Tea Bag November 28, 2017