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filanji

word used by Pheobe on the series finale of Friends to keep Rachel from leaving on the plane to Paris.
Pheobe: No, Rachel! You can't board that plane! There's something wrong with the...the...the FILANJI!
by hugsy182 May 27, 2006
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Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.
"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"
by Vindavjck November 19, 2004
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FILA

Term used to describe Atlanta.
F-Forever
I-I
L-Love
A-Atlanta
Lil scrappy song-FILA
by Prez_AKA_Babyboi August 31, 2005
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Filipino

(Regardless if this can be applied to other races, this is emphasizing Filipinos...or at least most of them, anyway. This is coming from a Filipino.)

A race that LOVES to shove their race in anything, to anybody, whenever, and where ever, because "lol pinoy pride :D !!111111!!" Their prideful arrogance is strong, but their defense is weak. Their intolerance is almost identical to black people when they get offended. You know how there are a lot users on YouTube that say, "If you don't have anything 'positive' to say, then don't say it.?" Their sensitivity makes them close-minded. They don't have any reasons to defend themselves other than saying, "wow ur so mean!!! u don't kno pilipinos. pilipino pride!!111 we strong! we're not the only ones who can be like this!"

They can take the time to acknowledge the good factors of their race, but they're too sensitive to ever realize what they can do to be more tolerable in a civilization. That's where me and many others come in to bitch about my race. They never act as individuals, they act as a body of people who may never realize that race or family may not mean a thing. When they do realize that so many people of their race is shit, they'll just be ranted at by another Filipino who may say, "wow then ur saying tht ur bad when u say bein pinoy is bad. be ashamed of urself. ur probably not even filipino...gaga"
A: "I hate being Filipino."
B: "wow ur hating urself then. im filipino too. ur probably a white troll. very funny..."
A: "I'm not hating myself if pride in race doesn't truly express who I am."
B: "no just shut up faggot"
by Dicksssssssss August 28, 2012
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Cradle of Filth

This is a definition purely to inform people one thing. Cradle of Filth is NOT Black metal. Stop refering them as black metal. Listen to them if you want, they're not a horrible band, just stop calling them black metal. Black metal means bands like Darkthrone, Mayhem, and Emporer.
Stupid Noob: CoF is teh best black metal
Me: Cradle of Filth is in not black metal.
Stupid Noob: Sure they r. They have teh satan lyrics and stuffz.
Me: No. Don't be satanic because you think it's cool.
by AngrySockMonkey December 29, 2007
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Purple Filth

A band that appeared in one episode of "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy" They only played one song called, "Purple Filth" The lyrics are:

"(Whispered):purple..........................................(Screamed):FILTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Billy wanted to join the band, Purple Filth, but they wouldn't let him. It was an awesome episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
by Purple Filth March 20, 2010
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Filipino

This is a response to qiuwp's definition

1.SOME filipino's are lazy. (Assuming your american) The morbid obesity in your nation is worse than about 7% of filipino's being lazy

2. We don't think ALL foreigners are rich

3.If you think our language is annoying, listen to that "slang" crap and see what's more annoying

4.Filipino women marry old people because they actually have feelings for 'em. It's unlikely for there to be more divorces in the philippines than in the U.S.

5.It's not our fault we're poor, blame the government. We don't think we're better than other asian countries. You're just a stereotypical 12 year old whose mom is as stupid as Jar Jar Binks

6. There are more people dropping out of school in america than in the philippines. Sure, we have alot of fun, but we put it in the right place and the right time

7. If UP ain't the one of the best universities in the world, why do alot of koreans/chinese people come here to study?

8. Yeah, were short, so what?

9. The worlds fastest talker is in the US dumbass

10. Wannabe's? We copy the shows but we pay the copyrights

11.Other languages do that too, you know.

12.Yeah, we eat meat and rice alot. At least we're not fatties who stay in their beds all day
If you don't like our KFC, DON'T EAT THERE!!! Stupid.

Do us all a favor and LEAVE OUR FUCKING COUNTRY

Filipino's are fucking awesome
by FILIPINODUDE April 19, 2011
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