national kiss dallis day

the day to kiss one of the kindest, caring, beautiful girl you'll ever meet

some dude -"yo what day is it today because i kinda wish i had a chance to kiss dallis."

"lucky for you it's national kiss dallis day!"

by fortuneteller heem July 22, 2022

Bick and Dalls

Something to call 2 dumbasses who are gay

Look at those Bick and Dalls over there.

yeah that's kind of gay

by dumbest shit September 9, 2022

ursuline academy of dallas

a lovely school in dallas texas, filled with only the best and brightest girls. They are incredibly talented, versatile and dynamic young women, who will undeniably change the world. hockaday girls wish that they could attend such an outstanding academy.

the new building has enriched the campus in an exemplary way. we bag guys from all over the metroplex, including jesuit, st marks, HP, greenhill, and cistercian.

mother: where do you want to go to high school?
daughter: i don’t want to be a hockahoe, so i’d love to go to ursuline academy of dallas. grizzle, grizzle.

by loverofbears October 5, 2022

The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Han Dialect dialled in from 3 with the big time bucket

A FUCKING HUGE moment, regardless of context.

“I passed my drivers test!” “Wow, you must’ve been Han Dialect dialled in from 3 with the big time bucket!” “Congratulations!”

by FackLinton9875 March 14, 2026

Give us this day our dally bred

Da standard prayer uttered by horny studs who wish "Da Great One" to furnish them with at least one chance of getting laid in any 24-hour period.

"Variety is da spice of life", and so it's only natural dat when virile dudes make da divine request of, "Give us this day our dally bred", they would also wish for an assortment of different "flavors of flour" in said crunchy comestibles, rather than just plain wheat or rye or barley each and every day --- i.e., they would wanna have sex with lots of different ladies, not just da same gal over and over.

by QuacksO August 11, 2021