Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020

dump my neck

Probably slang for something sexual idk.

*in the middle of rehearsal*
Alexis:WAIT I GOTTA DUMP MY NECK
Everybody else: ooo kinky ;^)

by SoftDrinkTrash November 29, 2016

Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.

Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?

by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023

Tallahassee Dump Truck

The act of five construction workers defecating in a prostitutes mouth who then has to walk to the nearest port-a-john to spit it out.

Let’s pick up a hooker and do a Tallahassee Dump Truck on our lunch break.

by Hank Martinez January 22, 2023

artisian dump truck

when you shit in your partners mouth, wait 30 minutes for them to digest it, lay flat on the floor, and have your partner shit it back out into your mouth and move back and forth on your face like a dump truck

broooo, i spent the entire night with jayden doing artisian dump trucks! i ran out of shit by the end of the night tho

by finlandkindacute May 19, 2023